Top 10 Crappy Movies I Will Watch Whenever They Are On

1. Deep Blue Sea - Samuel Jackson minus his head equals movie magic!
2. The Mummy - and really, any movie with the word 'mummy' in the title 
3. Basic Instinct - lesbian hit and runs, a totally gratuitous beaver shot, Michael Douglas losing his shit in just about every scene, this movie has it all
4. Tommy Boy - join me in a head bob to 'Fat Guy in a Little Coat'
5. Vanilla Sky - the original version of this movie, 'Abre Los Ojos', belongs on an entirely different list
6. Universal Soldier: The Return - the first of three increasingly crappy sequels
7. Hannibal - Julianne Moore does the worst Jodi Foster impression ever, and killer pigs...really?
8. Wall Street - no matter what the revisionists say, this is not a good movie
9. Showgirls - hahahahahahahahahaha!
10. And the newest addition: The Box - so god-awful that it almost eclipses the craptacular craptitude of all the other movies on this list combined